Uglycorns are a super rare breed. They may not even really exist, that's how unlikely it is you'll actually see one! Uh yeah but YOU saw one. So you know they're real. How will you convince everyone else? Why bother. They're still hung up on UFOs and all that other real stuff. Instead, focus your attention on Uglycorn's love for taking long strolls through alternate dimensions and temporal portals. Man those are awesome. Or playing outside is fine.