Sporko is a nice guy, and nice guys always finish first.
Mean guys think nice guys finish last, but that’s because mean guys always
cross the wrong finish line without realizing it, and nice guys secretly let the mean guys
blindly run in the wrong race. Too bad.
Sporko is genuine real deal good guy material. Just don’t hold him
upside down and use him to rake the yard.
Then no more Mr. Nice guy.