KISS! The entire Uglyverse has been rockin to KISS
for ages, like, since the 70’s. They want to have a KISS
party with you! Smoke machines, funky lights, amazing
magical guitar solos, and a HUGE buffet backstage.
Man, did you know rock stars get all kinds of food and treats backstage?
Deli sandwiches, bagels, the whole run.
Big Toe is one with Starchild!...and not just because he’s a starry-eyed lover.
Big Toe wants you to take him with you on one of those
amazing giant rock star tour busses! Minivan would work. Ride bikes?