Hi, my name is Jeero.
Congrats, you're going to buy me a pretzel.
This one? This one is my stunt double, but I need
my eating version. Oh, you don't buy a stunt double
when you buy pretzels? That's a big goof on your part.
Let me explain.
See, if you buy one pretzel, everyone will want
to try some, and want you to share, and
they will grab at it using germ fingers.
So you've gots to have your back up.
Share all day, be a good spirit and all that,
then turn the corner and eat up
your own private pretzel all on your own.
No germy mess, no crying.
Don't thank me, let's do pretzels.