Ice-Bat's social network stream is filled with
tons and tons of pics showing off melted ice cream.
Melted Chocolate, melted cookies and cream,…
you name it, Ice-Bat posts it.
Ice-Bat has ice-cream all up and down his feed,
and he wants so very much for you to follow him!
But also, to be honest, he's getting a little
tired of the mobile texting deal and wants to CHILL
with you, IN PERSON because you are COOL, and you
like CHOCOLATE! For other reasons too, such as
you are a nice person who has money for more ice cream.