Ever have a bad hair day? Ever wake up on the wrong side of the bed? Ever look in the mirror hours after you left the house and realize your hairdo is 7 feet tall and purple?
Yeah well I bet you didn't have a bad hair day like Big Toe is having over here. Forget the neon thing that he can deal with by simply sticking with 80 themed cafes and crowds who wear leopard prints when they go out at night. The real problem is the VCR keeps blinking 12:00. BAD HAIR DAY!