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Citizen #6-Sour CornProduct #: 42406

To be honest, Sour Corn isn't a miss goodie two shoes. She's more like get out of my way no shoes. But if you keep it real, she's going to be on your side. But what does keep it real mean? It might mean be yourself and don't be influenced by the stuff on TV and all that, or it may just be the opposite of keeping it fake. Keeping it fake is not the way to go. Sour Corn likes you, you've passed.

CITIZENS OF THE UGLYVERSE ARE APPROX 10" TALL
FOR ALL AGES

USD$ 15.00

Citizen #5-QueritProduct #: 42405

Querit is a middle of the road sort of fella. Not too hot, not too cold. Not too spicy, not too much ice. Well thats during the week. On the weekend, Querit is a case of dynamite! One minute hes considering signing up for the gym, and the very next thing you know, KAPLOW!hes playing role playing RPG games in the basement! Wild!

CITIZENS OF THE UGLYVERSE ARE APPROX 10" TALL
FOR ALL AGES

USD$ 15.00

Citizen #3-MeetsoProduct #: 42403

Meetso is a socialite. He likes being with the "œin" crowd. Obviously your in the "œin" crowd by the looks of your selection in fashion. To him, everyone is "in" as long as they feel they are. Oh and forget the text message stuff, if possible Meetso would like to meet your buddies in person. Text messages never have snacks to share, right?

CITIZENS OF THE UGLYVERSE ARE APPROX 10" TALL
FOR ALL AGES

USD$ 15.00

Citizen #2-NopyProduct #: 42402

Nopy is small. Nopy is tiny. Nopy is a wee lad. Nopy is HUGE! Thats right! He may be small on the outside, but has big things going on on the inside! Big dreams, big ideas, and big plan for the two of you. Youre into being a part of something big, right? Well then follow little Nopy. Hell make it happen for you. Big time!

CITIZENS OF THE UGLYVERSE ARE APPROX 10" TALL
FOR ALL AGES

USD$ 15.00

Citizen #1-Brad LuckProduct #: 42401

Brad is one lucky guy. Well for starters you're reading his tag. What a lucky break! The next thing you know, you guys will be sitting across from each other sending text messages to other people far away, just like they do in the movies! Horray for Hollywood! He's also lucky because you know how silly that sounds.

CITIZENS OF THE UGLYVERSE ARE APPROX 10" TALL
FOR ALL AGES

USD$ 15.00

ICE BAT as Scotty clipProduct #: 4048676

Ice-Bat is going as Mr. Scott to the big convention. Ice-Bats favorite STAR TREK character is Mr. Scott because hes the best at fixing everything right on time and he can beam you out of any situation anytime anywhere. But Ice-Bat wants you to know at no time has anyone on the show said Beam me up Scottybut perhaps they said beam cookies this way?Or none of those. Not sure. There be whales here!!!

USD$ 11.00

TRAY as Uhura - clipProduct #: 4048634

Tray is going to the big convention as her #1 hero ever in all the universe, Uhura! Lieutenant Uhura is chief communications officer on the U.S.S. Enterprise and can even translate the mess coming out of Babos mouth when he is eating several hundred cookies at once. Tray identifies with Uhura because shes not only famous for many national television history firsts; shes one cool lady who will double your chances of returning in one piece.

USD$ 11.00

TRAY as UhuraProduct #: 4048633

Tray is going to the big convention as her #1 hero ever in all the universe, Uhura! Lieutenant Uhura is chief communications officer on the U.S.S. Enterprise and can even translate the mess coming out of Babos mouth when he is eating several hundred cookies at once. Tray identifies with Uhura because shes not only famous for many national television history firsts; shes one cool lady who will double your chances of returning in one piece.

USD$ 22.00

BABO as Dr. McCoy clipProduct #: 4048632

Why you green blooded #$%&!!!THATS why Babo is going to the big convention as Dr. Leonard Bones McCoy! Because if thats how the U.S.S. Enterprises chief medical officer is allowed to carry on when hes on the job, then surely cookies would be allowed on the bridge.What dat?

USD$ 11.00

WAGE as Captain Kirk clipProduct #: 4048631

Wage is going to the big convention dressed as Captain James T Kirk, because Kirk is the definition of cool. Operating within satisfactory parameters?Kirk doesnt say stuff like that, he throws himself at three bad guys at once like a human bowling ball! Plus Kirk gets all the green cookies. That right there is enough for Wage. Energize.

USD$ 11.00

OX as Spock clipProduct #: 4048630

OX is going to the big convention dressed up as Mr. Spock.Now thats logical! Spock has that Vulcan neck pinch, can do a Vulcan mind-meld, and more than anything takes like200 years to get old! If the average living being eats100 cookies per year, thats a whole lot more cookies.Plus, McCoy is always yelling at Spock, which means Spock must be the one who is right!Live long and prosper? Sounds awesome.

USD$ 11.00

BABO as Dr. McCoyProduct #: 4048629

Why you green blooded #$%&!!!THATS why Babo is going to the big convention as Dr. Leonard Bones McCoy! Because if thats how the U.S.S. Enterprises chief medical officer is allowed to carry on when hes on the job, then surely cookies would be allowed on the bridge.What dat?

USD$ 22.00

ICE BAT as ScottyProduct #: 4048628

Ice-Bat is going as Mr. Scott to the big convention. Ice-Bats favorite STAR TREK character is Mr. Scott because hes the best at fixing everything right on time and he can beam you out of any situation anytime anywhere. But Ice-Bat wants you to know at no time has anyone on the show said Beam me up Scottybut perhaps they said beam cookies this way?Or none of those. Not sure. There be whales here!!!

USD$ 22.00

WAGE as Captain KirkProduct #: 4048627

USD$ 22.00

OX as SpockProduct #: 4048625

OX is going to the big convention dressed up as Mr. Spock.Now thats logical! Spock has that Vulcan neck pinch, can do a Vulcan mind-meld, and more than anything takes like200 years to get old! If the average living being eats100 cookies per year, thats a whole lot more cookies.Plus, McCoy is always yelling at Spock, which means Spock must be the one who is right!Live long and prosper? Sounds awesome.

USD$ 22.00

CLIP-BAD HAIR DAY TRUNKOProduct #: 4048425-TRUNKO

Ever have a bad hair day? Ever wake up on the wrong side of the bed? Ever look in the mirror hours after you left the house and realize your hairdo is 7 feet tall and purple?Trunko is really REALLY mad! He just stepped out of the hair salon. When you step out of a hair salon, you're supposed to feel good. You're supposed to feel like a billion bucks! Are you supposed to look just like the hollywood star on that magazine clipping you showed the stylist. Does Trunko look like a star? YES! Huge problem! He just wanted to look like Trunko... but with a better hair cut! COME ON MAN!!!!

USD$ 7.00

CLIP-BAD HAIR DAY JEEROProduct #: 4048425-JEERO

Ever have a bad hair day? Ever wake up on the wrong side of the bed? Ever look in the mirror hours after you left the house and realize your hairdo is 7 feet tall and purple?Jeero is having a bad hair day. Just look at him! He looks like a carnival prize from 1993!... Which is a good thing. The bad part is how he feels inside. He feels like nobody understands him. He feels left behind. He feels small. This is where you enter the picture. Good luck. ( rolls eyes )

USD$ 7.00

CLIP-BAD HAIR DAY BIG TOEProduct #: 4048425

Ever have a bad hair day? Ever wake up on the wrong side of the bed? Ever look in the mirror hours after you left the house and realize your hairdo is 7 feet tall and purple?Yeah well I bet you didn't have a bad hair day like Big Toe is having over here. Forget the neon thing that he can deal with by simply sticking with 80 themed cafes and crowds who wear leopard prints when they go out at night. The real problem is the VCR keeps blinking 12:00. BAD HAIR DAY!

USD$ 7.00

Big Toe Bad Hair DayProduct #: 4048386

Ever have a bad hair day? Ever wake up on the wrong side of the bed? Ever look in the mirror hours after you left the house and realize your hairdo is 7 feet tall and purple?Yeah well I bet you didn't have a bad hair day like Big Toe is having over here. Forget the neon thing that he can deal with by simply sticking with 80 themed cafes and crowds who wear leopard prints when they go out at night. The real problem is the VCR keeps blinking 12:00. BAD HAIR DAY!

USD$ 20.00

12" BAD HAIR DAY OXProduct #: 4044055

Ever have a bad hair day? Ever wake up on the wrong side of the bed?Ever look in the mirror hours after you left the house and realize your hairdo is 7 feet tall and purple?OX knows style, which is why he wants to hang out with a smooth operator like yourself.OX knows you know the way you feel on the inside is going to radiate on the outside.So if youre going to radiate, do it your way. Life is not a comb over, live it together with OX.

USD$ 20.00

12" BAD HAIR DAY ICE-BATProduct #: 4044054

Ever have a bad hair day? Ever wake up on the wrong side of the bed?Ever look in the mirror hours after you left the house and realize your hairdo is 7 feet tall and purple?Ice-Bat feels how you feel. You know how sometimes your hair just feels frozen? Like no matter how you try, it just wont behave? Even if youre 100% bald, you can have a bad hair day... its a state of mind, and Ice-Bat is here to get up in your face a little bit and help you unfreeze your mind.Dont need a comb, because theres no mess to fix. Wear it proud. Chill with Ice-Bat.

USD$ 20.00

12 " BAD HAIR DAY BABOProduct #: 4044053

Ever have a bad hair day? Ever wake up on the wrong side of the bed?Ever look in the mirror hours after you left the house and realize your hairdo is 7 feet tall and purple?Babo is just like you. He too understands what a bad hair day really means.He knows you know youre making the universe up in your mind, and right above your mind is your hair. Right under your mind is a cookie intake valve. Please help Babo.

USD$ 20.00

Uglydoll Origins-Ice Bat Blue (11")Product #: 4043011

Ugly means unique.Ugly means different.Never hide or cover or changeThat which makes youYOU.Those little twists and turnswhich makes us who we areneed to come out.When we hide who we really are,the world suffers.When we shout who we really arefrom the rooftops,we push the human race forward.Ugly is the new beauty.

USD$ 15.00

Uglydoll Origins-Wage (11")Product #: 4043010

Ugly means unique.Ugly means different.Never hide or cover or changeThat which makes youYOU.Those little twists and turnswhich makes us who we areneed to come out.When we hide who we really are,the world suffers.When we shout who we really arefrom the rooftops,we push the human race forward.Ugly is the new beauty.

USD$ 15.00

Uglydoll Origins-Babo (11")Product #: 4043009

Ugly means unique.Ugly means different.Never hide or cover or changeThat which makes youYOU.Those little twists and turnswhich makes us who we areneed to come out.When we hide who we really are,the world suffers.When we shout who we really arefrom the rooftops,we push the human race forward.Ugly is the new beauty.

USD$ 15.00