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To be honest, Sour Corn isn't a miss goodie two shoes. She's more like get out of my way no shoes. But if you keep it real, she's going to be on your side. But what does keep it real mean? It might mean be yourself and don't be influenced by the stuff on TV and all that, or it may just be the opposite of keeping it fake. Keeping it fake is not the way to go. Sour Corn likes you, you've passed.

CITIZENS OF THE UGLYVERSE ARE APPROX 10" TALL
FOR ALL AGES

USD$ 15.00

Querit is a middle of the road sort of fella. Not too hot, not too cold. Not too spicy, not too much ice. Well that’s during the week. On the weekend, Querit is a case of dynamite! One minute he’s considering signing up for the gym, and the very next thing you know, KAPLOW!…he’s playing role playing RPG games in the basement! Wild!

CITIZENS OF THE UGLYVERSE ARE APPROX 10" TALL
FOR ALL AGES

USD$ 15.00

Meetso is a socialite. He likes being with the "œin" crowd. Obviously your in the "œin" crowd by the looks of your selection in fashion. To him, everyone is "in" as long as they feel they are. Oh and forget the text message stuff, if possible Meetso would like to meet your buddies in person. Text messages never have snacks to share, right?

CITIZENS OF THE UGLYVERSE ARE APPROX 10" TALL
FOR ALL AGES

USD$ 15.00

Nopy is small. Nopy is tiny. Nopy is a wee lad. Nopy is HUGE! That’s right! He may be small on the outside, but has big things going on on the inside! Big dreams, big ideas, and big plan for the two of you. You’re into being a part of something big, right? Well then follow little Nopy. He’ll make it happen for you. Big time!

CITIZENS OF THE UGLYVERSE ARE APPROX 10" TALL
FOR ALL AGES

USD$ 15.00

Brad is one lucky guy. Well for starters you're reading his tag. What a lucky break! The next thing you know, you guys will be sitting across from each other sending text messages to other people far away, just like they do in the movies! Horray for Hollywood! He's also lucky because you know how silly that sounds.

CITIZENS OF THE UGLYVERSE ARE APPROX 10" TALL
FOR ALL AGES

USD$ 15.00

Ice-Bat is going as Mr. Scott to the big convention. Ice-Bat’s favorite STAR TREK character is Mr. Scott because he’s the best at fixing everything right on time and he can beam you out of any situation anytime anywhere. But Ice-Bat wants you to know at no time has anyone on the show said “Beam me up Scotty”but perhaps they said “beam cookies this way”?Or none of those. Not sure. There be whales here!!!

USD$ 11.00

Tray is going to the big convention as her #1 hero ever in all the universe, Uhura! Lieutenant Uhura is chief communications officer on the U.S.S. Enterprise and can even translate the mess coming out of Babo’s mouth when he is eating several hundred cookies at once. Tray identifies with Uhura because she’s not only famous for many national television history firsts; she’s one cool lady who will double your chances of returning in one piece.

USD$ 11.00

Tray is going to the big convention as her #1 hero ever in all the universe, Uhura! Lieutenant Uhura is chief communications officer on the U.S.S. Enterprise and can even translate the mess coming out of Babo’s mouth when he is eating several hundred cookies at once. Tray identifies with Uhura because she’s not only famous for many national television history firsts; she’s one cool lady who will double your chances of returning in one piece.

USD$ 22.00

Why you green blooded #$%&!!!THAT’S why Babo is going to the big convention as Dr. Leonard “Bones” McCoy! Because if that’s how the U.S.S. Enterprise’s chief medical officer is allowed to carry on when he’s on the job, then surely cookies would be allowed on the bridge.What dat?

USD$ 11.00

Wage is going to the big convention dressed as Captain James T Kirk, because Kirk is the definition of cool. Operating within satisfactory parameters?Kirk doesn’t say stuff like that, he throws himself at three bad guys at once like a human bowling ball! Plus Kirk gets all the green cookies. That right there is enough for Wage. Energize.

USD$ 11.00

OX is going to the big convention dressed up as Mr. Spock.Now that’s logical! Spock has that Vulcan neck pinch, can do a Vulcan mind-meld, and more than anything takes like200 years to get old! If the average living being eats100 cookies per year, that’s a whole lot more cookies.Plus, McCoy is always yelling at Spock, which means Spock must be the one who is right!Live long and prosper? Sounds awesome.

USD$ 11.00

Why you green blooded #$%&!!!THAT’S why Babo is going to the big convention as Dr. Leonard “Bones” McCoy! Because if that’s how the U.S.S. Enterprise’s chief medical officer is allowed to carry on when he’s on the job, then surely cookies would be allowed on the bridge.What dat?

USD$ 22.00

Ice-Bat is going as Mr. Scott to the big convention. Ice-Bat’s favorite STAR TREK character is Mr. Scott because he’s the best at fixing everything right on time and he can beam you out of any situation anytime anywhere. But Ice-Bat wants you to know at no time has anyone on the show said “Beam me up Scotty”but perhaps they said “beam cookies this way”?Or none of those. Not sure. There be whales here!!!

USD$ 22.00

USD$ 22.00

OX is going to the big convention dressed up as Mr. Spock.Now that’s logical! Spock has that Vulcan neck pinch, can do a Vulcan mind-meld, and more than anything takes like200 years to get old! If the average living being eats100 cookies per year, that’s a whole lot more cookies.Plus, McCoy is always yelling at Spock, which means Spock must be the one who is right!Live long and prosper? Sounds awesome.

USD$ 22.00

Ever have a bad hair day? Ever wake up on the wrong side of the bed? Ever look in the mirror hours after you left the house and realize your hairdo is 7 feet tall and purple?Trunko is really REALLY mad! He just stepped out of the hair salon. When you step out of a hair salon, you're supposed to feel good. You're supposed to feel like a billion bucks! Are you supposed to look just like the hollywood star on that magazine clipping you showed the stylist. Does Trunko look like a star? YES! Huge problem! He just wanted to look like Trunko... but with a better hair cut! COME ON MAN!!!!

USD$ 7.00

Ever have a bad hair day? Ever wake up on the wrong side of the bed? Ever look in the mirror hours after you left the house and realize your hairdo is 7 feet tall and purple?Jeero is having a bad hair day. Just look at him! He looks like a carnival prize from 1993!... Which is a good thing. The bad part is how he feels inside. He feels like nobody understands him. He feels left behind. He feels small. This is where you enter the picture. Good luck. ( rolls eyes )

USD$ 7.00

Ever have a bad hair day? Ever wake up on the wrong side of the bed? Ever look in the mirror hours after you left the house and realize your hairdo is 7 feet tall and purple?Yeah well I bet you didn't have a bad hair day like Big Toe is having over here. Forget the neon thing that he can deal with by simply sticking with 80 themed cafes and crowds who wear leopard prints when they go out at night. The real problem is the VCR keeps blinking 12:00. BAD HAIR DAY!

USD$ 7.00

Ever have a bad hair day? Ever wake up on the wrong side of the bed? Ever look in the mirror hours after you left the house and realize your hairdo is 7 feet tall and purple?Yeah well I bet you didn't have a bad hair day like Big Toe is having over here. Forget the neon thing that he can deal with by simply sticking with 80 themed cafes and crowds who wear leopard prints when they go out at night. The real problem is the VCR keeps blinking 12:00. BAD HAIR DAY!